Globales Condes de Alcudia

Small Room, only 2 charger outlets (1 under TV and other one in the bathroom). But that sums up all the negatives. Everything else felt like a paradise, we could not be satisfied enough, really. The minimalistic rooms are understandable. What would you guys want to do in a hotel room anyway, all the important things are outside. The main things for me are: the rooms are cleaned daily, they feel clean, the staff is always smiling and glad to help, the rooms have working climatization (because they are small you instantly feel cool), the food in the kitchen is heavenly great, simply fantastic! Everybody can have just the right choice for himself. Are you vegan, looking for lactose free, vitamin bombs or do you just feel like having a piece of meat with sauce? Great, then you will be satisfied, really. The food is fresh, tasty, refilled quickly and ready to be eaten :) Families with young kids would appretiate the free ice cream always available by the pool and in the restaurant. The bar outside by the pool is served by friendly bartenders who speak english, spanish and german and possibly even more, wow... The girls are pretty and the boys handsome especially Martin, Charlie, Carmen Monica and Andrea but I would like to thank all the stuff down there! They execute tons of customers every hour, they really deserve the money they make. It doesnt matter how much they make, they are probably underpaid anyway :-), please leave a tip and show some respect. The same applies to the cooks and waiters in the restaurant. The pool is surprisingly small but it is big enough to serve everybody everyday. The customers during my stay were stupid and did not shower, so the water in the pool was salty, but its up to everybody to behave himself. It was fun to watch the lifeguard doing basicaly nothing all day, but I understand it is the optimal state actually, nobody wants to see a kid hurt itself every 5 minutes and there has to be a lifeguard ready to help :) Not to mention there is a fun stuff to do everyday (rifle shooting, archery, cocktail games, pool games, Aqua aerobic,minidisco for the kids, karaoke,bingo...) The animation staff makes you feel super entertained all the time. They are awesome too! Overall 4/5 only because of the missing electricity outlets in the hotel room, I dont know if that is the case only in my room or every other one..

Travelling as a party of 6 aged between 13 -67 we arrived for 2 weeks in the early hours of the morning to find a massive queue checking in.. only to be expected I suppose. Allocated rooms on the 5th floor, these are not newly refurbished, cleanish, basic but not really suitable for the 3 beds which we had in both rooms and certainly not spacious with 2 adults and a large teenager, but we thought we'd manage as we only really use our hotel as a base. Funniest thing is the bathroom, now we are average sized people and we had trouble with how small the space was to use the toilet, I dread to think how bigger people feel. Breakfast is good, ok choice, normal canteen style buffet, but the rudest staff in the world with no intention of clearing your table, the older waiters and waitresses were quite efficient but if you happened to have the younger ones they just strutted around chatting and looking pretty! Dinner was boring, although there was something there you could never put a full meal together, always pretty bland although cooked well, had to be quite imaginative to put a meal on the plate, monotonous after a few days and found yourself craving a decent meal, although when you've paid the amount we paid to go on holiday you dont expect to have to eat out! Snack bar was fine, burgers, hotdogs, chips, again no variety and pretty boring. Drinks are of the standard all inclusive quality. Resort is lovely, beach beautiful and you can have a nice scenic amble around. Now back to the hotel..... twice we had to complain as our room especially the bathroom wasn't cleaned very well and not enough towels were left for the amount of us in the room, however this was addressed quickly when I complained. All in all a lovely resort which I would return to but unfortunately I would find alternative accommodation, due to the rude staff and really basic food and accommodation quality for the money paid.. shame as it'sin a good central location. If you go and eat out it'll feel like the finest dining experience you've ever had!! Sorry Globales I will not be back... Alcudia I will some day!

Location 10/10. 5 mins to top quality beach and local shopping area. Easy access to local buses for further afield. Hotel 10/10. We'll run plenty of helpful staff from bar staff to reception. Kept exceptionally clean by any army of staff daily. Food 8/10. Always plenty to keep you fed but sometimes the menus was a bit of a strange mixture. Could do with a bit more imagination. Entertainment 5/10. Despite the massive effort by the 3 staff dedicated to this it just fell flat in the evenings. Daytime was ok all you'd expect but the rest was amateur hour. Only one night did we get a proper act that lived up to his billing the rest can be accused of crimes against music particularly the Jackson tribute act (go out that night, you have been warned). Room 9/10. Plenty of room excellent bathroom with fantastic shower/hot water. Tip you must not ignore. Get a room high up or one that doesn't face the pool. Stage is right outside and loud music plays From early evening till 11.30pm Pool area. Only used it once as fantastic beach is so close but other guests we spoke to thoroughly loved it. The daytime food area and bar are right there and serve all the food and drink you need. Would return but not in second floor room right next to the stage. Yikes!!!! This is a get what you paid for hotel, not flash but does the job in the package holiday market.